Thank you G6 for your creative and amusing title. It has been put to good use.
what's with flashing or honking friends as you drive by? I was at an intersection off of 306 this afternoon when I heard wild honking. I whipped my head around and shrieked to my kids, "what?! what is it? Do I have a flat? Did I run over a streimel? was it a streimel on a head? Is there a cop honking me? who is it? who is it?"
My kids stopped talking and just stared at me. I had a wild look and my whipping around flipped my shaitel into my mouth, and the ends got caught on my sunglasses. I was frightful looking.
Thank you to my friend who doesn't call me but feels the need to honk like a meshugana when she sees me.
OR...
flashing someone from behind them. I was waiting to turn a corner, when a minivan pulled up behind me, like really, really close behind me. then she started flashing her headlights. First I thought, "Are my lights on but they shouldn't be? Are my lights off when they should be on? Did I go through a red light? Was I suppose to turn?"
then I got annoyed and thought, no way is that female flashing her brights because I didn't make the left turn when there was a five second break between the 18 wheeler and the school bus. She must be kidding! I was really irked and distracted, then my youngest shouted, "Hey Ma! It's your friend _____!!"
when I drive, I drive. I flash my brights if it is 8:45 and getting dark and oncoming traffic doesn't have their lights on.
And I honk when someone is walking with their back to the traffic three feet off the shoulder. Or when I pull into a driveway to pick someone up.
You want to talk to me? great! CALL ME ON THE PHONE!!
now come up with a title for this post
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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5 comments:
A) Hysterical post
B) Stop being so lazy and title your own posts! It shows creativity and ingenuity.
C) Here's a title for you (I'm such an enabler) - "The Lights Are On, But Nobody's Home..."
thank you ma'am for your creative input. I like enablers.
Is this a Monsey thing? Here in Passaic no one ever honks at me. Or do you think maybe I have no friends? I do get a polite wave now and then...
Very creative I love it!
tesyaa, I am sure Passaic has it's share of transplanted Brooklynites. They bring their awful driving habits with them wherever they go...
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